I worked in a bar...
...which was known as Grab A Granny, because of it's quite aged (compared to other bars) customers.

Anyway, for a while they did a ladies night promotion, where I worked topless for the ladies. Worked for me, I made almost £70 in tips on Good Friday, in a place where you're usually lucky to make £7. But yeah, it's this Good Friday, and the tips are already mounting up to the degree where I'm making change from them in the till, so there's a few £10 notes in there, along with masses of small change. The point I'm laboring here is that I was already doing well on tips when a relatively old woman comes up to the bar and orders a drink.

I do my job; I make the drink, I flirt a little, and then, as I hand her her change, she triumphantly holds up a fifty pence piece which she proceeds to drop in my tip jar.

"That was a fifty pee that, gorgeous, I think that deserves a kiss!"

Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 6:27, 4 replies)

er..
Sentence 1 and 2 outlines you working topless at a Grab a Granny place. But it takes something like another 7 sentences to lead into your closing statement: "Wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong"

Mate, I could have saved you a lot of typing!

:)

just taking the pish
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 6:38, closed)

Hahaaa
Old people always seem to think 50p's a lot of money when it barely buys a packet of maoams

Well?
Did you oblige her?
(Freddles, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 9:56, closed)

Did she slip you any tongue?
Well?
(The If has remembered this site., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:18, closed)

Show us on the doll
where the old lady touched you.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 6:38, closed)