a guy rang up my work
wanting information about his wife's account, which we couldn't give to anyone but her.

So he said 'I'll just go and get her', and then did a high voice, pretending to be her.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:44, 4 replies)

Bill Bryson
related a tale in his book 'I'm a stranger here myself' where he did exactly this because he was frustrated with the phone monkey rigidly following policy.

Knowing Bryson though, he probably made it up. But from the fingers of Apeloverage, it is taken as gospel truth.
(Stu Moo winner of five nobble piece prizes, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 17:56, closed)

I must admit they didn't ring me
but it did really happen.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:13, closed)

Indian call centres ftw
I did this to Sky on Saturday night to get the boxing ordered....

.... it worked :-S
(DissolvedMynci, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:40, closed)

@dissolvedminky
Bet the phone call ordering it took longer than the fight.
(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 0:03, closed)