Air Hostess
(1st post nerves!)
So, it was around 2002 and a friend was working for a reputable airline out of the Middle East, the very same what sponsors footie clubs n'that. She worked in First Class on a full flight and was rushed off her feet as soon as service started. After a short while she eventually got around to the portly Indian fella whose service light she noticed was on. She smiled warmly at him.
"Madam" he said "I have been fingering you and fingering you for ages and still you are not coming"
She inhaled, sucked in her cheeks and walked back to the galley to piss herself.

Later, he asked for a Walking Jonny whisky!

God bless the world and all who sail in us.
(jonboy75, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 11:15, 4 replies)

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keep posting!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 11:24, closed)

what was her response
to: "Madam" he said "I have been fingering you and fingering you for ages and still you are not coming"?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 12:48, closed)

Marvellous command of English
Have a click, and a FNNNAAARRR!!!
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 12:58, closed)

tee hee hee
made me chuckle. click
(timewarper, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 20:58, closed)