Customers from HellThe customer is always right. And yet, as 'listentomyopinion' writes, this is utter bollocks.
Tell us of the customers who were wrong, wrong, wrong but you still had to smile at (if only to take their money.)
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chthonic, Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:42)
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BALLS!Selling school uniform this fine summer, the stocks of trousers rapidly deplete.
In walks Customer from Hell with Child from Hell, short and chubby.
(As you may or may not be aware, boys school trousers tend to increase in size by some weird exponential function, designed to prevent them fitting for anyone but about 6.8% of the population.)
And thus, Customer from Hell becomes increasingly exasperated at our pretty crappy selection of trousers, she starts turning on any shop assistants in sight:
'Why don't your trousers fit?!'
'Um, because the manufacturers don't send us every conceivable size' (That's code for, 'your kid is too short and fat')
Moments later, as child tries on latest pair of trousers:
'BALLS! The crotch is far too big for a boys balls! They look ridiculous!' etc.
Thankfully, she stormed out of the shop with fatty with the usual bollocks about never shopping here again. Shame really, we could have Specially Ordered the bloody trousers. Bint.
(, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 23:58, 2 replies)
HAHAAbsolutely ace-balls!
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 2:55, closed)
Poor kidnot only is he short and fat, but his mother insults the size of his genitals in public!
(, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 9:48, closed)
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