Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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My Dad is bigger than your dadHe's got eight cars and a house in Ireland.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 15:40, 4 replies)
yeah but,All of your friends are cunts, your mother is a ballpoint pen thief...
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 20:24,
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True, however,Emma's mum and dad use plastic forks.
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 20:59, closed)
Well...Mine takes more drugs than a touring funk band.
(, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 1:09, closed)
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