Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
Suggested by bROKEN aRROW
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread
My first daughter......popped out from her mum a month ago. Despite tears, tantrums and nappies, it's worth it.
3 things that have surprised me so far and to be aware of:
1 - When babies pop out they are a mix of very odd colours
2 - They fart. Loudly and copiously. If you are a typical B3tan you will find this hilarious. I do.
3 - They make a lot of other noises too - small cries, wheezes etc which sound very odd at first but you get used to them.
Good luck!
(, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:04, 1 reply)
My daughter (10 weeks) farts like the sound of an opening crypt door.
I blame her when I fart. I get away with it.
(, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 0:21, closed)
« Go Back | See The Full Thread