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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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He looked so proud...Quite a few years ago I was standing in the doorway of my bedroom, just next to the bathroom, first thing in the morning. My dad rushed into the bathroom from down the corridor with a pair of last night's socks in his hand. He looked around and after a moment's indecision, lifted the toilet seat and hurled the socks into its watery depths. He spun on his heel with a happy smile and started to walk out again. As he reached the doorway he paused and his face fell as he looked at me hyperventilating with laughter, and realised what he had done.
To this day (some thirteen years later) we still ask him if he's thrown his socks in the toilet lately.
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MatJ LOOK, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 16:09,
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Sounds to me......like he was trying to dispose of his "wank sock" and you caught him in the act.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 25 Nov 2010, 21:48,
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yup^ same as them ^ wank sock
(, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 16:33, closed)
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