Dad stories
"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
Absent dad
Mum and dad split up when I was small (
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SonofRojBlake, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:19,
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Oh man
what happened next?
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:24,
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Back of the queue for sympathy.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:24,
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that's quite the story, there.
have you considered trying for a publishing deal?
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:33,
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Didn't
Kerr Avon kill your dad?
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andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:43,
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so they split
As a single cell by the process of mitosis, which then means that as their offspring you will have a twin, have only split from one of your parents or are adopted.
Either of those explains your issues. It also means you'll reproduce asexually, so no shagging for you.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 14:49,
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i bet it was your fault.
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sleepybinky, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:24,
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