Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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bum sexMy son, when about 6, made a wormery. He followed the instructions in a book - cut the top off an old lemonade bottle, fill it with layers of soil and sand, stuff some worms in it.
Anyway, he went on to take an interest in woodlice, spiders and other such creatures, and decided to make somewhere for them to live, announcing to us "I've made a buggery". We convinced him he should call it a 'bug house' just in case he mentioned it to anyone and they got the wrong idea.
(, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 14:18, 3 replies)
HaI convinced my four year old to name her chicken Mutha Clucker.
Unfortunately, after just two weeks, MC ran away to live with her boyfriend (got eaten by fox).
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 27 Nov 2010, 15:57,
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I knew a familywho had a pet rabbit, who was affectionately known in the household as 'fucking bunny!' due to how the man of the house used to react when he had to put it to bed last thing at night, usually reminded to do so just as he himself was climbing into bed.
The parents were always very worried about how the daughters might talk about their pet rabbit at school.
(, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 17:03, closed)
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