Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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ShockingJump starting my first car for the god knows which time, he handed me back the jump leads without me paying attention. The jump leads still connected to his large batteried car and I let them touch by accident.
I went into a rictus and couldn't pull them apart.
D: What you doing now you stupid sod?
U: E-E-E lec-tro-cu-cu-tiingggg
He just casually undoes them from his car.
D: Well bloody don't!
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Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 13:47,
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you got a shock from 12 volts? ORLY?try the HT leads instead.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:30,
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This doesn't make any sense at all.(
Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 17:40,
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laughed so click :)
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dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Mon 29 Nov 2010, 19:28,
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