Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Right, I am known for having huge yet deliciously pert knockersis always guaranteed to get people reading when they see that header..
References to how much you enjoy giving head and how you're really good at it has the same result. Same goes for mentioning a bit of girl on girl experimentation.
Know your audience I say. And the audience mainly comprises of sweaty handed perverts
Yeah girls, you know who you are.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 0:19,
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I'm not sure who to be more sorry forthe saddos who fawn over every woman online who admits to being one,
or the saddos who attack every woman online who admits to being one, and think that makes them more witty and sophisticated.
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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 11:31,
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I have a penis and have been known to leave my Y-fronts laying around the bedroom floorform a queue ladies.
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Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 1 Dec 2010, 12:18,
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