Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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My ol' manMy ol' mans a postman
He wears a postmans hat
He farted through the keyhole
And he paralysed the cat
The chair couldn't stand it
The table fell apart
And all because of my ol' man
And his super sonic fart.
(, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 13:43, 1 reply)
i learned the second half as:the dog ran up the chimney
he couldn't stand the smell
and when he got to the top of it
he shouted "fucking hell!"
there's probably a thousand regional variations, springing up wherever schoolchildren gather to swear and swap stickers
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spacefish bong!, Wed 1 Dec 2010, 18:41,
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