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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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HOSPITAL DAD
I've been an accident prone ass most of my life and have ended up in the emergency room more than a few times. My father's favorite joke no matter what had happened to me is "Doctor will she be able to play the piano?" When the doctor affirms that yes, I can play the piano, always the same "funny, she couldn't play it before..."

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(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:30, Reply)

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