Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My dad's observationEvery time we'd pass a Burger King. (Probably still in the UK, I know they're fading in the US because they're just plain shitty.) He'd say 'Booger King!' Also, on the TV there was some lame AT&T commercial about how people in the US were all taking to European whims, (All very stupid I must say.) and there were two Hell's Angels guys kissing each other on the cheek. My dad's eyes widened, and he said, "Oh! Homosexual!"
Strange.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:57, Reply)
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