Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Once I had a friend over for dinner,and we were eating pizza. My friend remarked on how random pizza was, and how nobody in their right mind would randomly make dough into a circle, then put sauce, cheese, and sliced sausage on it.
To which my dad, just passing through the dining room, replied:
"I know, those damn Italians."
Which I found funny, but I don't think my friend did.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 7:02, Reply)
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