Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Christmas puddingclearly bought from a supermarket. Halfway through, he always "finds" a pound coin in one of the mouthfulls. He then leaves it on the table next to his bowl and when everybody has finished, expresses surprise that nobody else "found" one.
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fineart, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 11:09,
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