Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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my dadis the king of them. any opportunity for a cheesy joke is taken, and i love him for it. i was talking to my mum on the phone the other day before she went to work, and she said "here's your Dad for a quick word". My dad grabbed the phone and shouted into it "Speedy!" - i.e. a quick word. It took some explaining before I got it, but I found it funny when I did.
And whenever we're eating mushrooms he will always without fail make a remark about how he'd like to eat more but he doesn't have mush room. Hilarious.
I wish I could think of more examples, because he is seriously great at them. Better than all of your dads.
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mikeisbrill, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 12:45,
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