Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Just remembered another couple - both fart relatedIf someone (or he himself) farts, he shouts ' stop that' and then 'certainly sir, which way did it go?'
Or if someone lets out a right ripper he shouts 'don't tear it i'll take the piece'.
This question could easily be called boyfriend jokes - this is the kind of rubbish I come out with all the time with my partner and we haven't even spawned yet. Yes, she is still with me...
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A good man, and thorough, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 14:21,
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