Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Sunday roastsApart from always refering to gravy as gravity ("Pass the gravity please" etc.), my Grandfather (who is after all my mother's father) always came up with the classic line to stop us resting our elbows on the dinner table,
"All joints on the table will be carved".
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ZoomZoom, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 17:26,
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