Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Every chrismas day, without failMy Dad "what's the difference between a Jeweller and a *Gaoler?"
Family (en masse) "i don't know, what is the difference between a
Jeweller and a *Gaoler?"
Dad "One sells watches and the other....watches cells!"
*Note to americans: A prison warder (pronounced "Jailer" but spelt properly)
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mikemystery blames the parents, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 11:31,
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