Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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His favourite seems to be.....Q. Where did Napoleon keep his armies??
A. Up his sleevies
(insert laughter here)
And on much the same French empirical leader theme:
Dad would ask "Can you tell me what nationality Napoleon was?" .... to which we were supposed to reply "... 'course I can"
Get it? "course I can" = Corsican
Hil-fucking-arious
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 12:48, Reply)
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