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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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The joke my dad always comes out with whenever we are all together as a family is:

"What has four legs, feathers, and a brick in the middle?"

(sighs) "Don't know, Dad"

"A feather bed"

(deeper sighs) "What's the brick for, Dad?"

"That's to make it hard."

(groans all round)

He also used to be in the habit of making 'improving' remarks such as "A place for everything and everything in its place" and then qualifying them by saying that was "Proverbs 32 verse 1 (2, etc)".

It was years later that we finally figured out that the book of Proverbs has only 31 chapters...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 13:23, Reply)

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