Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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these are sourced from friends[Ed] Reminds me of my Dad's all time favourite. He went out with a girl called Virginia before he met my Mum, and has, on a good few hundred occassions uttered the immortal
'I once went out with a girl called Virginia. Virgin for short but not for long'. At which we all roar with laughter and roll around on the floor appreciatively.
[Dr.Newell]
Me: Dad, you've got a big arse (why I said this I don't know...)
Dad: Well, you need a big hammer for a six inch nail...
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 16:45, Reply)
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