Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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Musical InstrumentsThe father in law told me this one - I recite to my two kids whenever I can.
Whenever there's a guitar solo on the radio, pretend to play a piano The kids will shout "dad, you're supposed to play the guitar", to which I reply "don't be stupid, I can't play the guitar!"
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 17:26, Reply)
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