Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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dadsThe best one is the phone ringing and him saying "If it's for me don't answer it." Cracks me up every time. And the old deaf one - I'll be watching tv and I'd say something like "Is that one deaf or something?" and he'll just go, "Pardon?" Fucking hilarious.
The worst one is when he says "he just can't pull himself together". Someone says "who?" and he replies "Humpty Dumpty" or some shit like that - there are about ten of those.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 19:41, Reply)
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