Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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i'm scared of becoming my dadever since... ever, he's said these two things.
At dinner:
Me: Please may I leave the table? (Which we have to say, or he gets pissed off about not being able to use his joke)
Dad: And where are you going to leave it? (Followed by uproarious laughter, without fail)
When watching a movie:
He'll always walk in halfway through, and we can be watching indiana jones, the goonies or any other such christmastime fayre. Anyway, no matter what it is, he'll insist that it's a true story. Funny when we were five. we should never hae humoured him for the next sixteen years.
(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 12:29, Reply)
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