Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My DadDoes the most stupid things....
This one has to be his favourite.
Do you want to me my man eating shark impression?
Mmmm This shark tastes really good!
Another annoying thing he does:
He has a thing where he calls any of my friends, my brothers friends and our girlfiends a random name.
My girlfriend is now called Gladys
My Brothers Girlfriend is called Mildred
MY mate mark is called Deaf dog (because I have two mates called mark, the second mate mark is called Deaf dog because that's a sound
a deaf dog makes "MARK! MARK!") It's not just that, he will say alright deaf dog Mark! Mark! hahahahaaa
My Brothers mate Jason is called Perry, because he is a bum just Perry out of Kevin and Perry and my brother 25 is just like Kevin.
The annoyance of watching a film/Documentary on an event that you were too young to see, and being told the history being the event.
e.g watching a Vietnam film: No no that's all wrong what really happened was this.......
Arrrghhhh! Will I turn out like this!?
I think someone should setup a website as a preventative measure for how not to be like your dad!
Thanks
Trev (5% like his dad, and needing help!)
(, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:22, Reply)
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