Dad JokesWe want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.
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rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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My Dad's Great!Whenever he talks to someone of the female persuasion on the phone he tells them their hair looks nice.
He also does the "Pardon me for being so rude, it was not me etc." rhyme post-belch.
To effect surprise he says "Gotten himmel mein hairy floodle flops", which I'm assuming to be some sort of Goons reference.
I love my Dad and YAY! he's coming down to visit next weekend!
Edit: I'm going to be a dad next May and I fully intend to inherit and pass on the DadJoke Tradition.
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Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 12 Dec 2003, 13:33,
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