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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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I resent such accusations!
I'll have you know I'm typing this from the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:19, 3 replies)

under or in? Be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:20, closed)
Ha!
I bet you wee'd in that bath!




*wees dreamily into his bath*
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:21, closed)
That can actually be prescribed
e.g. when you have such a nasty genitourinal infection it feels like you are pissing molten lead.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeybananaraffle, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:13, closed)
when I said 'bath'
I meant I was naked and covered in fluid.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:21, closed)
Naked?
At this time of the day?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 11:28, closed)
And this fluid...
...is it your own?
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Fri 13 Feb 2009, 12:33, closed)

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