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Bluffboy says: My mate cheated death and burned his eyebrows off looking down the barrel of a potato gun. Tell us about your brushes with the Grim Reaper through stupidity.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Feb 2009, 20:01)
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An axe?
For your birthday?
Do you live several hundred years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:12, 2 replies)
Hehe
Knowing Fedex, they probably sent it a few hundred years ago.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:15, closed)
CLose enough.
My birthday was over a week ago.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:16, closed)
No,
as it has a fibreglass handle. If I live several hundred years ago it'd be wooden.

I've got a pile of firewood to chop, though.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:16, closed)
"if I lived several hundred yers ago"
I thought you were that old?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:19, closed)
You're confusing me
with your mum. You can tell us apart because I'm the one you've never shagged.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:22, closed)
Well, you're both ginger
but you're more flexible than she is.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Feb 2009, 14:25, closed)

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