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Many moons ago when internet dating took off, I thought I’d give it ago as I was single at the time. I was using a dating website which was cheap to use, and girls could use it for free. Started to exchange messages with a girl and going by her profile picture she looked pretty ok. She was local and decided to meet up for a drink locally, which was handy.

I made sure I got to the agreed bar early, so that I could have a couple of drinks beforehand to boost the Dutch courage and all that. I stood at the bar where she would see me as soon as she walked in. After a while the bar door open and there she was. I recognised her instantly and thought to myself fucking hell, should I just make a quick exit and leave now? The profile picture was true to her top half, however below that she was carrying the biggest arse I have ever seen. I mean it was freakishly big and the legs to go with it. She spotted me, so there was nowhere to run now so I bought her a drink and got chatting.

Turned out to be an alright evening but she just wasn’t my type. I’m shallow like that.
(Headsbollockskuntz, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:34, 10 replies)

this is definitely an early contender for non-story of the week

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:15, closed)

Oh I dunno 'man talks to woman' is quite an event on here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:15, closed)

Large arse
= value for money.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:17, closed)

"There was this one girl, well she had
I wouldn't say it was a nice arse, necessarily...
But it was huge!
so there was this tremendous sense of value"

- Bernard Black
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:34, closed)

Thanks for pointing that out, no-one would have got the reference otherwise.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:40, closed)

those wolds never get anything

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:59, closed)

I have a similar story.
Sadly it ends in "Reader, she dumped me".
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:58, closed)

Dumped on you, you mean?

(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 19:34, closed)

No!?
Give me some credit, she wasn't German.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 15:09, closed)

This sounds familiar.

( gone, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:28, closed)