Dates Gone WrongEver gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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I once went out with a girl. She kissed like an overexcited puppy licks faces, one then would have assumedshe could handle and suck cock with the same level of enthusiasm. I was wrong in this assumption, I imagine a corpse would make a better job of it.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:40,
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That awkward moment when she's got her lips around it......and doesn't move. Or do anything. So after a moment you're left wondering if maybe she's died.
And then it gets even more awkward.
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gone, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:45,
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And then it gets even more
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spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:36,
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Because you've got the hammer ready, but now you're not sure whether to use it?(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:23,
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I went out with a chick that did anal but didn't do blow jobs.How mental is that!
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Did you try asking before fucking her in the arse?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:37,
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Course not.(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:39, closed)
Maybe, it was because she knew where the cocks had been.(
d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 21:55,
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You knew Victoria from Bournemouth too then?(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 22:32, closed)
Did she lubebefore fucking you in the arse with a rubbercock?
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yes, I really did(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:00, closed)
you should have requested the blow job first.Just saying.
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Enthusiasm and good technique are not synonymous by any stretch of the imagination.(
.Yeti., Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:09,
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What a charminganecdote.
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