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Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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What does a moped have in common with a fat lass?
They both have a maximum engine size of 50cc.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:09, 5 replies)
No, hang on that's not it.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:11, closed)
Bear with me, I'll remember the punchline in a minute.
I think it's something about compulsury basic training.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:13, closed)
Is it they both weigh around 17 stone?

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:26, closed)
You wouldn't want to be seen dead riding either of them?

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:51, closed)

I think it's 'they're both fun to have sex with until your friend sees you'
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:40, closed)
Is the answer: Not much?

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:14, closed)
fun to ride but hard to carry up a ladder?

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:25, closed)
I guess it depends if it's diesel or petrol?

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:31, closed)
You have to be over the age of 16 to ride them.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 16:37, closed)

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