One occured about 4 hours ago...
I've just had an op to remove a stubborn (and rather sizeable) Kidney Stone this afternoon which involved cameras, hooks and lasers being introduced via the 'gentleman's area', which all went well thankfully. However, when my surgeon (a rather lovely lady probably only a handful of years older than myself) visited me just after coming around in a ward she sat down, asked if I was ok and then said:
"To be honest, it's one of the biggest ones I've seen in a while"

I blame some of the anaesthetic still in my system for immediately replying:

"Thanks, and what about the Kidney Stone"?

She saw the funny side, which was lucky.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 22:20, 8 replies)

Click for having the presence of mind to attempt banter immediately post-op!
(Kendal, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 22:24, closed)

I've arrived home to find the ever lovely 'present Mrs. Architect' has also tried to replace me in my absence
two chinese dwarf hamsters have appeared, as if from thin air. She has given me the honour of naming them.

So, Eric & Ernie it is
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 22:27, closed)

Are you sure the surgeon didn't remove them from your arse
and give them to her to take home?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:34, closed)

"ARMAGEDDON"!

( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:19, closed)

The QOTW is decisions you regret,
not things I wish I had said.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 6:30, closed)

I do wonder what I was thinking though
but I blame the 'massive drugs' I was given
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 7:24, closed)

hahaha... and ouch
hope you're all better now
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 8:27, closed)

Brilliant work!
*clicks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Sep 2010, 10:03, closed)