What was I thinking?CactusZack tells us: "I stopped dating a girl AFTER she got breast implants. For what reason I do not know, and I still kick myself for this." Tell us about inexplicable decisions that still haunt you.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:58)
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Immac on the bollocksHad plenty of time to ruminate on my decision while it felt like my scrotum was on fire.
(, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 11:01, 6 replies)
There are other ways of setting the nads aflame......tea tree oil, for one.
A while ago I was hauling bulk cement, a nasty substance that gives you pimples if it gets on the skin. At the end of the week, contemplating my pustulent body, I decided to have an essential oil bath. 20 drops of tea tree for the antiseptic effect. Bathwater at "lobster thermidor", slide in, mmmm.
For 30 seconds. Then my entire body felt like it was being blowtorched. The effect was strongest where the skin was thinnest. As I started to get out, the water sloshed and the fumes hit my eyes. To the blowtorch, add teargas.
I staggered from the bathroom, bright red, blind and weeping. MrsScars : "What WERE you thinking? Hahahahahahahahaha!"
(, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 15:47, closed)
OuchGot Tea-Tree Oil on my bell-end once by accident in the shower and it felt like it had been dipped in ralgex. Must have been agony to have been immersed in the stuff.
(, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 20:10, closed)
Immac (aka Veet) is evilI did that to my lady-garden once. Cue contact dermatitis on and off for 6 months...
(, Sat 25 Sep 2010, 19:17, closed)
Oh, I've never had a problem with it.*stokes silky-smooth scrotum like a Bond villian*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 12:45,
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"Have you ever seen a shorn scrotum?""It's quite breathtaking, I assure you"
(, Sun 26 Sep 2010, 19:33, closed)
Pfft. (now, to try & remember where that's from)Also: "Shaun Scrotum"
*changes name by deed poll*
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 27 Sep 2010, 8:22,
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