In my 1st year at uni...
I shared a house with a lad from south wales and two girls. One of the girls was rather attractive and was often the topic of conversation amongst my pissed student friends. One night after the christmas break, myself and fit housemate returned to our shared accomodation a few days early to do a resit exam. Instead of getting down to revision we decided to head out for a night on the piss. Fast forward several hours later and we are both laid out on the floor of our living room. The conversation went something like this...

Her: What shall we do now, I don't want to go to bed by myself yet.

Me: Dunno, I'm really pissed.

Her: Me too, maybe we could play a game.

Me: Like what?

Her: I don't know, something like truth or dare.

Me: Ok then, you go first?

Her: Truth or dare?

Me: Truth.

Her: Do you fancy me?

Me: Er, yes, but, er, i don't know, Dare!

Her: Come upstairs with me.

Me: I don't think that would be a good idea, we are both pissed and would regret it tomorrow.

With that she stormed off upstairs. What the hell made me say that?

Apologies for length.
(Andino, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 0:40, 11 replies)

You showed restraint.
Well done.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 1:04, closed)

You idiot!
He would have had sex! With a lady!

Let me tell you, when that opportunity arises for me, I'll not make such an arse of myself.
(sorry., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:41, closed)

What the hell made you say that?
Maybe... common sense? I mean, unless that was the last time you had the opportunity to shag *anybody*, I don't think this was a particularly horrible decision. She's probably out there, somewhere, thanking you today :)
(The 2-Belo OH SHI--[Sound of impact][End of recording], Tue 28 Sep 2010, 1:51, closed)

You might be one of them homos.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 28 Sep 2010, 2:15, closed)

You don't sleep with flat mates.
Well done.
(lemonadegame, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 2:38, closed)

I sleep with whomever I please. Whenever I please.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 28 Sep 2010, 3:13, closed)

Talking to the OP
But given they're all in a different time zone...I guess i'll manage to put up with you pumpkin.
(lemonadegame, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 5:59, closed)

You rape them
?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 8:58, closed)

In my experience
this can go two ways. Girl gets angry because she thinks you don't want to sleep with her, or they think you are an uber gentlemen and offer you a 2nd go in a sober state. Shagging a fit girl when very drunk is not as good as sober anyways....shame you didn't get a second bite of the cherry.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:51, closed)

You totally should have killed her and buried her under the patio.
It works every time.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 11:55, closed)

Gotta keep a trophy though!

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:46, closed)