Fat girls
"This is clearly her minge, it's a crevice between her legs and is sopping wet."

Nope, sweaty fold of flab.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:41, 10 replies)

Sweaty and hairy?
Dude, you owe me a new lunch...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:44, closed)

No dice
Not until I get a new hand.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 14:57, closed)

Wear it out fapping?

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 15:21, closed)

Grammar FAIL
"Was it out fapping?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 16:07, closed)

Nah, it's fine for Yorkshire.
As in "Did you..."
( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 28 Sep 2010, 19:23, closed)

Or in Barnscasterfract, "Worrit art fappin'?"

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Sep 2010, 22:57, closed)

Oh God, I understood that.
I've been here too long.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:32, closed)

the best man at my wedding..
once told of the time I he'd pulle a woman of the larger variety..

..in his drunkeness he spent 10minutes or so fingering her Armpit whilst she was fondling him.. It was only when he smelt his fingers as they weren't quite "right" he noticed his mistake..

I've always been wondering why she wasn't more forthcoming with instructions, guess it must happen more that you'd think.
(wankymcwankwank Eels, tobacconists, hovercraft and bouncy bouncy., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:56, closed)

wow
Armpit






Wimsy
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:55, closed)

Wimsy
Certainly not mimsy. I had to leave, myself, couldn't look her in the eye after I noticed what was going wrong.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:55, closed)