my first ever school trip
whn i was 11. my mother says to me why don't you wear your new jeanss? but ohno i knew better. i knew what i wantedto wear. and i did.

a niiiiiiiiiiiiiice black and white and bright p ink shellsuit.

toook me til 6thform to live that one down.

many other fahsion faux-pas (what is te plural of faux-pas anyway???). over the years. mahoooooooooosive floral glasses like dame edna. a pirple mini skirt and purple top to the disco, making me look likea dancing grape. a brown sweaater that made me look like a monk. it's amazin i had any friends/boyfrieds ever!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:09, 13 replies)

Lessons in alcohol volume 11
People can read what you've written online, once you've posted it.

(Expects Swipes typos to be edited and this comment to appear redundant).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:10, closed)

Be fair
To admit those fashion travesties you'd have to be drunk.

I must say I'm surprised no-one has said POIDH.
(langers, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:41, closed)

are you drunk, by any chance?

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 0:42, closed)

what are you doing here, when there are so many unsolved mysteries out there?!?!
but yeah, clearly
( kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 1:25, closed)

that marple bitch keeps beating me to it

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:51, closed)

Tooooooooo
Maaaaaaaaaany vooooooweeeeeeeels...
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 6:39, closed)

You're a consonant disappointment to me...

(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 10:18, closed)

Is that
the letter of the law?

Or am I still able to punctuate your view of me?
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 12:40, closed)

The plural of faux pas...
...is faux pas.

Blame the French.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 11:03, closed)

How about
"faux pasta"?
( .Yeti., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 13:25, closed)

Does that make the singular of faux pas...
few pas? Guess not.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 29 Sep 2010, 18:43, closed)

Oh the shame
I too remember being the PROUD owner of a shell suit back in 1991. You are not the only one.
(Cockroach-Sombrero Cook Pass Babtridge, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 18:48, closed)

owner, yeah, but you didnt wear the fucking thing did you?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 19:49, closed)