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CactusZack tells us: "I stopped dating a girl AFTER she got breast implants. For what reason I do not know, and I still kick myself for this." Tell us about inexplicable decisions that still haunt you.

(, Thu 23 Sep 2010, 11:58)
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Brushing teeth and Showering
In a misguided attempt to save valuable minutes in the morning routine I took to brushing my teeth in the shower..

worked well for a coupleof days untill..

.. I bleary eyed put too much toothpaste on the brush..

foamed a bit too much.. so it started actually falling from my mouth..

some fell right on the tip of my knob..Minty fresh? I think not..stung like feck.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:34, 9 replies)
Simple answer:
Wear waterproof pants in the shower.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:36, closed)
Or knock all of your teeth out, removing the need to brush in the first place

(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:42, closed)
Sound advice for a better Britain.
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(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 15:51, closed)
minty cock is not fun
imagine the joy of one day, in a fit of curious madness, using that mint source mint and teatree shower gel on your undercarriage and gooch. felt like i was being raped by a pack of trebor extra strong mints for about half an hour. cool water OR hot water does NOTHING to alleviate it, quite the opposite.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:16, closed)
I did this as well
Only I did this on the morning of my wedding day.

Fortunately the kilt I was wearing that day meant that I was free to cool down before the wedding night, or there would have been trouble.
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:39, closed)
I do this every day

(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:22, closed)

A likely story.
Basically, you were having a frenzied wank session and decided to experiment with toothpaste as a lube and found how badly it stings. However, too embarrased to write this, you came up with the "brushing my teeh in the shower" thing as a cover, kinda like the old "How did the potato get up there? well, I was peeling potatos in the bath whilst naked and slipped......."
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 16:33, closed)
I'll admit I once experimented with using toothpaste as lube during a teenage self-love session

an important lesson was learned that day
(, Wed 29 Sep 2010, 17:22, closed)


My girlfriend once tried giving head with toothpaste in her mouth as... "well, it'll be like those minty condoms that give a nice tingle"..
You live and learn!
(, Thu 30 Sep 2010, 12:24, closed)

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