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The Lone Groover says "I've just taken down a pergola with a metre-deep Russian vine over the top. It had nine birds' nests in it, and had rotted all of the cross timbers. It covered the entire lawn and needs a skip of its own." What's the biggest/worst thing you've ever taken down? Tell us your tales of demolition and wanton destruction.

(, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 13:17)
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I kicked a small child's sandcastle over once.
The little fucker deserved it though, he was well giving me evils.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:00, 21 replies)
I hate it when kids do that, you were totally justified doing it and anyone who disagrees is a horrid troll.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:12, closed)

(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:15, closed)
I used to fill my sandcastles with stones
That sorted the bullies out pretty quickly :)
(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:14, closed)
Broken glass and dirty hyperdermics are the correct filling for sandcastles.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:59, closed)
What beaches did you hang out on? The Thames?
Birmingham Canal?
(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:31, closed)
I think the nearest one to me is Rhyl.

(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:23, closed)
Your entitled to remove their eyes and other sensory organs.

On my travels in Thailand I was constructing a sandcastle tower about 5ft high, when some French child came over and jumped up and down on it while I'd gone to get a drink.

He was shouting "cacahu├Ęte, cacahu├Ęte!" while doing it.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:39, closed)
I don't get it

(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:46, closed)
well, maybe if you took a little more care of your presentation
got some cleaner clothes, maybe showered once in a while?
(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:55, closed)
Then maybe I'd understand the above post?
Cool, thanks
(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:11, closed)
no, but you might get it.

(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 15:01, closed)
all assumes that it is something desirable.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:34, closed)
I mean, "it" could be Jimmy Savile's mum.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:34, closed)
I'm changing my clothes RIGHT NOW

(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:40, closed)
Well, if there's one thing all of b3ta would be in support of
it's digging up the dead mother of a dead kiddie fiddler

... and booting her back doors in.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:38, closed)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:40, closed)
He could have been Spanish

(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:55, closed)
I like when people talk about their "travels"
rather than their holiday. It's a very useful indication that they're dull cunts so you can fuck them off at the earliest opportunity.
(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 19:28, closed)
Excellent observation

(, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 23:28, closed)
I should probably be a stand-up comedian.
Or the President.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 19:34, closed)
Or the troll king...

(, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:10, closed)

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