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The Lone Groover says "I've just taken down a pergola with a metre-deep Russian vine over the top. It had nine birds' nests in it, and had rotted all of the cross timbers. It covered the entire lawn and needs a skip of its own." What's the biggest/worst thing you've ever taken down? Tell us your tales of demolition and wanton destruction.

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I kicked a small child's sandcastle over once.
The little fucker deserved it though, he was well giving me evils.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:00, 21 replies)
Cunt.
I hate it when kids do that, you were totally justified doing it and anyone who disagrees is a horrid troll.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:12, closed)
<3

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 12:15, closed)
I used to fill my sandcastles with stones
That sorted the bullies out pretty quickly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:14, closed)
Amateur.
Broken glass and dirty hyperdermics are the correct filling for sandcastles.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:59, closed)
What beaches did you hang out on? The Thames?
Birmingham Canal?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:31, closed)
I think the nearest one to me is Rhyl.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 18:23, closed)
Agreed
Your entitled to remove their eyes and other sensory organs.

On my travels in Thailand I was constructing a sandcastle tower about 5ft high, when some French child came over and jumped up and down on it while I'd gone to get a drink.

He was shouting "cacahuète, cacahuète!" while doing it.
(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:39, closed)
I don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:46, closed)
well, maybe if you took a little more care of your presentation
got some cleaner clothes, maybe showered once in a while?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:55, closed)
Then maybe I'd understand the above post?
Cool, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 14:11, closed)
no, but you might get it.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 15:01, closed)
This
all assumes that it is something desirable.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 20:34, closed)
Granted.
I mean, "it" could be Jimmy Savile's mum.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:34, closed)
I'm changing my clothes RIGHT NOW

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 12:40, closed)
Well, if there's one thing all of b3ta would be in support of
it's digging up the dead mother of a dead kiddie fiddler

... and booting her back doors in.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:38, closed)
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LETS C IF WE CN GET 10,000 LIKES!!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:40, closed)
He could have been Spanish

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 13:55, closed)
I like when people talk about their "travels"
rather than their holiday. It's a very useful indication that they're dull cunts so you can fuck them off at the earliest opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 19:28, closed)
Excellent observation

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 13 Nov 2012, 23:28, closed)
I should probably be a stand-up comedian.
Or the President.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 19:34, closed)
Or the troll king...

(Deskbound You insignificant speck of dust, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 21:10, closed)

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