tl; dr version: "bloobloobloo"

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 13 May 2015, 16:58, 1 reply)

Yeah
I was so upset I totally lost my shit and got myself banned from b3ta... so now I have to post from one of my 1337 H4xX0r sockpuppet accounts
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:00, closed)

just gazzed you from my "banned" account
soz
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:10, closed)

no
no you didn't
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:15, closed)

well golly gee willickers I guess I musta done dreamed it!

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:19, closed)

lol

(Good evening Good evening, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:20, closed)

you prolly dreamt those posts you made on /talk earlier too
if envee tells you you've been banned then goshdarn it you just gotta have been!
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:21, closed)

Dunno what to tell you, soz


Do you need help working Gaz, oh 1337 H4xX0r?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:23, closed)

thick as fuck

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:24, closed)

yes, but do you need help working Gaz?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:24, closed)

you could always just log in as him and screenshot his deleted box

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:24, closed)

just for the lulz

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:25, closed)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sure, man, whatever.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:28, closed)

k

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 17:28, closed)

tish tog aler

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:14, closed)

gazzes to people that have u on ignore don't get delivered xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:20, closed)

They get delived but go straight into the delted bin as far as I know.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:34, closed)

but why would he put me on ignore when he believes I've been banned?
seems a bit upset
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:43, closed)

I just don't understand why you'd go to the lengths of this ridiculous charade in pretending to Gaz me
Why not just reply as Dr. Shambolic if he hasn't been banned?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:37, closed)

this is quite a good question

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:53, closed)

He's not banned

( Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:03, closed)

emvee has the Shambolic account on ignore
so he can't see its posts or gazzes

therefore it's banned

herp derp
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:08, closed)

Has it posted in this thread, then?
herp derp
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:41, closed)

probably not, i agree
but still it would be easy to post here as Dr Shambolic and cover emvee's face in egg, no?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:11, closed)

+g

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 14 May 2015, 12:32, closed)

still no dr s post though
seems strange
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:09, closed)

such a 1337 h4xX0r can't even make one post on a message baord
strange indeed
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:32, closed)

Doesn't change the fact that his Dr. Shambolic account isn't banned
Regardless of the Gaz situation he isn't banned and you are wrong
( Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:44, closed)

aw, sweet
Shambo's got a lapdog
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:48, closed)

No, I just love pointing out when you are wrong
ON THE INTERNET
( Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:50, closed)

If I'm wrong, there should be a post by Dr. Shambolic in this thread
I don't see one yet
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:52, closed)

He's got you on 3.2

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:57, closed)

Is that when everything he posts disappears up his own arsehole?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:59, closed)

He has been posting
Just not in this thread. He isn't banned
( Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:01, closed)

lapdog

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:02, closed)

Awwww best you can come up with?
Wrong on the Internet. Go on post some more pictures of people with downs.
( Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:05, closed)

Whassat boy?
Shambo fallen down the well? Go get him, boy, go on! Go find Shambo!
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:07, closed)

Awww bless, its like you're 12

( Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:09, closed)

Thicker than a black person.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:11, closed)

this is almost as dignified as when you try to argue with Manley on Facebook

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:12, closed)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Lord "I respect racism" Manley? Yeah, I can see why you'd get on
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:14, closed)

why not just post a screenshot of your 'deleted' Gaz folder, you genius

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:08, closed)

OK

(no offence to UnstableDan or anything but his seems to be the only Gaz I've ever bothered deleting)

Do you need help spelling "emvee", or what? You wanna try that again?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2015, 13:39, closed)

derp

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:09, closed)

He's turning in to fartbelm

( Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:10, closed)

I think he's actually dimmer
Amazingly
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:16, closed)

That's not your Dr. Shambolic account
Do you need help logging out and logging back in again? Or remembering your password? I heard of a super-1337 haxX0r who was bragging that he could log into my account on here, maybe you could ask him how to log in and post as Dr. Shambolic?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:13, closed)

b3ta.com/talk/7818738
( Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:16, closed)

It really is like a dumb animal fetching a stick for its master
Woof woof, boy! Bark!
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:18, closed)

lol i trol u

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:26, closed)

It really is like a dumb fish repeatedly taking the bait
even though it knows its wrong.

Go on please post more downs pics.
( Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:28, closed)

It's not on QOTW though
I don't think he has been banned really but it does seem odd not to just post something on here and prove it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:24, closed)

He made a promise not to.
In the old days when there were still people coding the site they could rewrite it, for example to ban mongychops from this section.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:28, closed)

mongy could post here if he could be bothered to jump through a couple of easy hoops
but he won't cos it's shit
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:33, closed)

it's almost as if nobody wants to give envee his daily "haha I trolled you into doing what I said" wank
his poor accountant girlfriend is going to have to release his liquid assets herself tonight

:(
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:29, closed)

It's almost as if you'd go to ludicrous lengths like pretending to Gaz me and posting mocked-up screenshots
rather than prove me wrong
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:37, closed)

wow
i really don't know which is more lame - being so offensive that you have to be asked not to post on certain parts of the site, or being so easily offended that you make the request.

neither is going to win a golden ice cube at the cool olympics.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:42, closed)

do you actually want me to log in to your account?
cos if I've got your permission then modolith probably won't spank my arse again
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:17, closed)

Wait a second, back up
Why did modolith "spank your arse" last time?

What were the consequences?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:20, closed)

I upset you on here and you complained.
But I'm not supposed to remind you and Dr. Shambolic isn't supposed to post here in case you get upset again.
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:24, closed)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That's the best way of saying "I went spastic and got banned" ever
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:26, closed)

I'd have kept this to Gaz rather than outing you in public
but you're pretending that you can't see the Gaz messages for some reason
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:27, closed)

What Gaz messages?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:32, closed)

youtu.be/cVGCix4XsSs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:28, closed)