DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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The FEARI went along to the dentists with my friend's 13 year old daughter and her mum as abit of morale support.
The girl has hated and feared the dentists since the age of around 10 and it took a large amount of persuasion, bribery and threatening to get her into the waiting room.
(I think the clever little sod managed to get new shoes and a new school-bag out of her mum.)
We're sitting in the waiting room and she says:
"What do they pull my tooth out with?"
Without thinking I say:
"A tractor."
Umm yeah... is her face supposed to be that colour? Luckily her mum saw the funny side and I had to redeem myself by loading 13 year olds mp3 player with a shit-load of mp3's.
Took me 5 hours. Damn you Zen and your crap software.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 15:30, Reply)
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