DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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My BrotherAs a young teenager my brother needed lots of teeth removed and as a reward for being a very brave boy, my Mum agreed to buy him the new Guns n' Roses LP (viynl-woo!) of Appetite for Destruction, which he then swiftly gave away to his first girlfriend...only to find out a few years later that it was limited edition and worth a fair few quid. Numpty.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 16:05, Reply)
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