DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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The worlds most stupid toothacheNot me but this american hed had toothache for a couple of days so decided to try his home made cure. Eat lots of ice-cream. After several days of brain freezes and constant agony in his mouth he decided to go to the dentists. One x-ray later it turns out he had a nail in his face. Thats right it turns out hed shot himself in the face with a nail gun and didnt even notice.
if your length's over 13 inches you die from lack of blood if you get an erection (true)
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 16:24, Reply)
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