DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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B3ta BastardsI'm going to the dentist next week, 3 times! Hygienist, discussion with dentist then back to get my 5 front teeth ground down for veneers. Then back in in 2 weeks for the proper veneers to be fitted!
You utter, utter bastards for picking this topic this week of all weeks! Un-fucking-believable!
A whole week of tortuous Dentist stories just to get me right in the mood!
Tossers! The lot of you!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 16:43, Reply)
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