DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Polished lipThe dentist was buffing my gnashers with one of those whirring polishers when something became caught in it: my top lip!
It whirred around the head until the thing jammed and tears poured from my eyes. "Sorry about that!" she said, with a jaunty laugh.
I reached into her top, grasped a nipple and twisted it 360 degrees until she fell to her knees with tears pouring from her eyes. "Sorry about that!" I said, with a jaunty laugh.
Well, no I didn't. But I wanted to.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 17:09, Reply)
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