DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Transylvanian DentistMy old dentist had an accent I couldn't quite place - somewhere mid-European - but he sounded suspiciously like The Count from Sesame Street.
Normally that would raise a smile, but it was a lot less funny when I'd see him coming towards me with pliers as the anaesthetics were starting to kick in saying, "You vill not feel a thiiiiing, ak ak ak".
Spoils the story somewhat, but he was a very pleasant chap when he wasn't mangling your gob for money.
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 19:44, Reply)
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