DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Mine was a comedianWell not quite. As a kid I went to a pretty bloody good dentist in Newmarket called Mr Gould. He was always very professional and got my wonky old buggars into good shape.
Then he left the practise. Bollocks!
A year or so later I was polishing my spam javelin to a younger Judy Finnegan on This Morning (It must've been a school holiday), and suddenly on the screen is Mr Gould talking about a new sitcom he's written called Rude Health and starring John Bird.
Sorry Mr G, if you're reading this, you were a much better dentist than a comedy writer.
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