DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Forces dentists....Aren't the most fancy surgeons in the world.
Had a filling 3 yrs ago, and developed a toothache in the same one a short while later. After a brief x-ray, they found an abcess in the root, and proceeded to remove the root.
10 shots of anaesthesia later, and I was still crying like a little girl when the filling was pryed out, and the nerve removed by a sharp stainless steel implement.
Not only that, but they had to get what felt like (and essentially were) drill bits into the root canals to clean out all of the "gunk" that was in there.
During this, they decided to take another x-ray while leaving the drill bits in.
they neglected to tell me this, and as my jaw was aching rather badly, I decided to ease the pressure by closing my mouth slightly.
This forced the 'drill bits' further into my root canals with such pain that i've never felt before, and they required the 'dentist' to remove them with a big pair of what looked like electricians pliers.
even though she rubbed her breasts all over my face during the majority of the procedure, it wasn't the boobs that make me feel violated when I think about it. I've broken several bones playing rugby since then, and NEVER did they come close to the feeling of a scrawny, large breasted woman stabbing the nerve endings in your teeth.
if you require an adequate demonstration, watch marathon man, and cry for me!!!
(, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 23:45, Reply)
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